Prediction #15: Burger King transitions to constitutional monarchy.

Prediction #14: France surrenders to itself.

Prediction #13: Waldo and Carmen Sandiego discovered in Afghanistan.

Prediction #12: Lady Gaga spotted in public wearing khakis, a white blouse, and sensible shoes.

Prediction #11: Leo Tolstoy's lost novella, The Dude's Guide to Awesome Beards, is discovered in a neglected Russian archive.

Prediction #10: The cast of the Harry Potter movies file for unemployment.

Prediction #9: Beatles reunion concert made possible through unholy alliance with Richard Branson.